djyalniz wrote:
Strange situation :-D
most powerful tool that works in many different situations :-D
Just Jokes here!!
08-11-2009 18:56
most powerful tool that works in many different situations :-D
09-11-2009 09:55
If time doesn’t wait for u…
Don’t worry!!!
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life…!!!
“Ah! Great people Great thoughts…” 8-)
Don’t worry!!!
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life…!!!
“Ah! Great people Great thoughts…” 8-)
09-11-2009 17:36
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
10-11-2009 07:25
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
10-11-2009 18:16
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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