Ok guys, it seems this joke column for me has to stop right here. I have been having busy week trying to do my school work. But Saturdays aren't that busy so of course I need to relax. So as I promised from my joke #4, here's joke #5 for the 5th consecutive week!
A man was visiting an art display in his hometown when he suddenly shrugged his neighbour sitting next to him and asked: "See that youngster looking at that painting with 3 eyes?" and his neighbour nods yes. And he continues "Is it a boy or a girl? I just cannot tell the difference!"
"Oh" replies his neihbour. "Thats my daughter and she's 12 years old"
The man quickly apologizes in a formal tone: "Sorry Madam I had no idea that you were the mother of that youngster!"
And his neighbour replies:"Oh no, I'm the girls father." :lol:
Here are the links to the previous jokes:
JOKE #1:-):-):-):-)
JOKE #2:-):-):-)
JOKE #3:-):-)
JOKE #4:-):-)
Here's another yo mama joke: Yo mama house sooo dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she gets out!:-D
-Victor M-
A man was visiting an art display in his hometown when he suddenly shrugged his neighbour sitting next to him and asked: "See that youngster looking at that painting with 3 eyes?" and his neighbour nods yes. And he continues "Is it a boy or a girl? I just cannot tell the difference!"
"Oh" replies his neihbour. "Thats my daughter and she's 12 years old"
The man quickly apologizes in a formal tone: "Sorry Madam I had no idea that you were the mother of that youngster!"
And his neighbour replies:"Oh no, I'm the girls father." :lol:
Here are the links to the previous jokes:
JOKE #1:-):-):-):-)
JOKE #2:-):-):-)
JOKE #3:-):-)
JOKE #4:-):-)
Here's another yo mama joke: Yo mama house sooo dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she gets out!:-D
-Victor M-