Take A Break!-Read this JOKE!! #5

26-09-2008 21:28
Ok guys, it seems this joke column for me has to stop right here. I have been having busy week trying to do my school work. But Saturdays aren't that busy so of course I need to relax. So as I promised from my joke #4, here's joke #5 for the 5th consecutive week!

A man was visiting an art display in his hometown when he suddenly shrugged his neighbour sitting next to him and asked: "See that youngster looking at that painting with 3 eyes?" and his neighbour nods yes. And he continues "Is it a boy or a girl? I just cannot tell the difference!"
"Oh" replies his neihbour. "Thats my daughter and she's 12 years old"
The man quickly apologizes in a formal tone: "Sorry Madam I had no idea that you were the mother of that youngster!"
And his neighbour replies:"Oh no, I'm the girls father." :lol:



Here are the links to the previous jokes:
JOKE #1:-):-):-):-)
JOKE #2:-):-):-)
JOKE #3:-):-)
JOKE #4:-):-)

Here's another yo mama joke: Yo mama house sooo dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she gets out!:-D

-Victor M-
26-09-2008 22:20
LMAO oh im the girls father ha funny i think you should of made it funnier by saying

oh she my wife. and him getting beat up
27-09-2008 03:29
HAHA, Good one :D
27-09-2008 04:35

coolika1 wrote:
LMAO oh im the girls father ha funny i think you should of made it funnier by saying oh she my wife. and him getting beat up


LOL...but it's still funny though.
This joke was made by me :-)
27-09-2008 12:13
OMG! Have you done it? It's very funny! Congrats.
27-09-2008 13:31
Lolz. Great joke.
28-09-2008 17:46
take a break,
take a Kit-Kat
8-)
Si hablas español y tienes dudas, por favor abre un nuevo tema en el apartado de Miembros de Habla Hispana.*Proud of being part of Get-Paid Team*SIEMPRE FUERTE 8-)
28-09-2008 17:56
Lol nice joke man :P
28-09-2008 21:15
it's a bit difficult in english..but nice
Si hablas español y tienes dudas, por favor abre un nuevo tema en el apartado de Miembros de Habla Hispana.*Proud of being part of Get-Paid Team*SIEMPRE FUERTE 8-)
29-09-2008 05:00

sagitari wrote:
take a break,
take a Kit-Kat
8-)


Isn't it Take a Break.
Have a Kit-Kat?..:-?
The advertisement is here in Fiji too :-)
I seldom see it on television though.
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