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Hi people!!
After 2 lame weeks, I decided to give you guys a laugh again.
So here is another joke!!:
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!":lol:
A couple of more jokes, short ones, yet funny :-D
*"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!":lol:
*A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!":lol:
Links to old jokes:
Joke #1:-):-):-):-)
Joke #2:-):-):-)
Joke #3:-):-)
Joke #4:-):-)
Joke #5:-):-):-)
Heres some Yo mama jokes:
Yo Mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so ugly...she went into an haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Next joke(s) or web trick(s) to be posted on: 25th October, 2008.
After 2 lame weeks, I decided to give you guys a laugh again.
So here is another joke!!:
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!":lol:
A couple of more jokes, short ones, yet funny :-D
*"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!":lol:
*A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!":lol:
Links to old jokes:
Joke #1:-):-):-):-)
Joke #2:-):-):-)
Joke #3:-):-)
Joke #4:-):-)
Joke #5:-):-):-)
Heres some Yo mama jokes:
Yo Mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so ugly...she went into an haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Next joke(s) or web trick(s) to be posted on: 25th October, 2008.