Just Jokes here!!

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his
wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

Hehe uhh greatt thanks Umair :-D

nice Jokes

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

:-D:-D:-D:-D

Little bastard hahahaha great great haha :-D :-D :-D

Turkish joke like Dj Yalnız s Temel

Temel was walking on the street he saw a black/brown Thing on the ground.
So he thought what is that.
He looked form behind and top he didnt understand what it was.
So he puted a finger in it took a little part of the THING
put it in the mouth and said.
Illll its dirt, lucky me i didnt step on it.

Well its a Turkish joke i hope you wil understnad the joke :D its realy funny atleast for me :D

Hahaha exactly Sercan :-D

Please write the correct my name Dj Yalnız :-D

Nice Joke :-D

haha,why u don't use the name's xiaoyang :hammer:

Haha 'cuz my name :-D